‘Alpha Male’ Nick Adams’ Hooters-related Super Bowl halftime show shenanigans leave everyone’s eyes rolling

For his hot take tweet on Super Bowl, LVII Adams dipped back into his favorite well — the reactions of the completely real and not made-up waitresses at Hooters, which is Adam’s own version of the other totally true and not fictional at all “Rihanna’s half-time performance (a performance many cared more about than the actual game).

No word on just what exactly was so “demonic” about it (and it was certainly no more objectifying than, say gazing at your Hooters waitress as she leaves to refill your Miller Lite draft) but apparently it was enough to incense the, once again not fictional, “staff”.

Adams went on to tweet, again, while in a totally real Hooters restaurant, that Rihanna needs Jesus. Rihanna, who regularly tweets Bible verses about her thankfulness to God and has donated literally millions of dollars to charity apparently needs the Lord. Interesting.

Adams then went on to bloviate about one of his few obsessions that come close to his love of Hooters: his love of poorly aging “rapper” and fellow Trump er Kid Rock. Apparently, no one appreciates Dr. Dre or Rihanna (who has sold 10 million more albums than KR) but everyone would vastly prefer Kid Rock whose biggest hit in the US, “All Summer Long,” hit number 23 on the charts in 2009.

Rihanna’s number-one hits in the US include “SOS” from A Girl like Me (2006); “Umbrella”, “Take a Bow”, and “Disturbia” from Good Girl Gone Bad (2007–2008); “Rude Boy” from Rated R (2010); “Only Girl (in the World)”, “What’s My Name”, and “S&M” from Loud (2010); “We Found Love” from Talk That Talk (2011); and “Diamonds” from Unapologetic (2012).

Here’s footage of Tom Holland dancing to “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle because dres as Rihanna and doing a back flip on a wet stage is more of a baller move than literally anything Nick Adams, a mediocre political hack, will accomplish in his life.

We hope the wings sales went up at least, Hooters, and if your waitresses have to deal with this man-baby on a regular basis they deserve a raise.